Dear John,

I don't know how to say this, but our romance is over.
I think I realized it when you put handcuffs on me with Mr. and Mrs. Bush, and I saw you sit on the crazy monk.
I'm sure you're frost-bited enough to understand that Santa doesn't exist.
I'm sending your ring, but I'm keeping your neighbor Carl as a memory.
You should know that I throw rocks at our friendship.

Go to Hell/Zenith

Dear- your partners name- (if you're single, write John)

I don't know how to say this, but __1__.
I think I realised it __2__ __3__, and I saw you __4__ __5__.
I'm sure you're __6__ enough to understand __7__.
Im sending back __8__, but I'm keeping __9__ as a memory.
You should know that I __10__ __11__.
__12__ /-your name-

1.THE COLOR OF YOUR SHIRT:

blue- our romance is over
red- our affair is at an end
white- I'm joining a monastery
black- I hate you
green- our horoscopes doesn't match
grey- You're a perv
yellow- I'm on the streets
pink- Your nostrils are an insult
brown- the mafia is after you
no shirt- You're a loser
other- I'm in love with your sister


2. WHAT MONTH WERE YOU BORN IN?

January- that night
february- last year
mars- when we were skinny dipping
april- when I was high on sesame seed
may- when I was shaving your legs
june- when you put handcuffs on me
july- when I threw up
august- When I saw the tiny head
september- when your dwarf bit me
october- When I was taking a walk
november- When I tied my shoes
December- When your dog went crazy

3. FAV FOOD?
tacos- in your house
pizza- in your van
pasta - in London
Hamburger- Under the bus
salad- while you were eating enchiladas
chicken- with Chuck Norris
kebab- in your closet
fish- in woman-clothes
sandwich- at the mental hospital
hotdogs- in trans
other- with mr and mrs Bush

4. WHATS THE COLOR OF YOUR SOCKS?
yellow- hitting on
red- insulting
black- ignoring
blue- punching
purple- pour syrup on
white- carve your name in
grey- tear the clothes of
brown- put leeches on
pink- steal the toupee from
no socks- sit on
other- chasing out


5. WHAT'S THE COLOR OF YOUR UNDERWEAR?
black – my best friend
White- my father
grey- john travolta
Brown- my whoopee cushion
purple- my pie
red- th cookiemonster
blue- my alovera plant
Yellow- my pen-pal from Ghana
Orange – my Carl Larsson-collection
pink – my cat
no underwear – my Cartman-statue
Other- The crazy monk

6. WHAT DO YOU WATCH ON TV?
Scrubs - man
O.C. - sensitive
One Tree Hill - open
Heroes - ashamed
Lost - turned on
House - cowardly
Simpsons - scarred
the news - Mongolian
American Idol – masochistic
Family Guy - senile
other - frost-bited

7.WHAT MOOD ARE YOU IN RIGHT NOW?
happy- how bad I've been feeling
sad- How boring you are
bored- that your Honda sucks
angry- that all your pimples are in the last stadium
Depressed- That I have changed sex
exited- that there's no solution to
nervous- the Middle east
Worried- that we're cousins
apathetic- that Santa doensn't exist
Ashamed- that I'm allergic to your hamster
Hugable- that the garbage-man turns me on
exceedingly happy- that I'm a clone
other- "Deal or no deal" sucks

8. THE COLOR OF YOUR BEDROOM-WALLPAPER?
white- your ring
yellow- your love letters
red- your Darth Vader-poster
black- your pet rock
blue- the pillows
green- the pictures of Portugal
Orange- your artificial teeth
brown- your cellphone
grey- our matching snoopy-bibs
pink- the old toe-nails
other- your military service-memory-box

9. THE FIRST LETTER IN YOUR NAME?
A/B - Your picture
C/D - the oil-stock shares
E/F - My virginity
G/H - your neighbor Carl
I/J - The blood-test results
K/L- your left ear
M/N - Your suicide-note
O/P - my sense
Q/R - your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V/W - your crime records
X/Y/Z- your highschool grades


10. LAST LETTER OF YOUR LASTNAME?
A/B – shall always remember
C/D – never will forget
E/F – Always will try to forget
G/H – will inform The Swedish Tax Agency
I/J – have always felt dirty because of
K/L – have never laughed in public about
M/N – am makin a movie about
O/P – throw rocks at
Q/R – informed the psychiatrist about
S/T – get sick when I think about
U/V/W – told the news paper about
X/Y/Z – never liked

11. FAV DRINK?
water- our friendship
beer - pensioner
Soda- a new life as a clone
milk- eskimos
wine- cocaine addiction
Cider- a passionated intrest for mice
Juice- woody allen-imitations
limonade- your embarrassing rashes
Whisky - destroying the 2nd world war
other- hating Shrek

12. WHERE DO YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION?
Thailand - Best wishes
Sweden- love
England- With pain
Spain- Go f*ck youself
China- gross wishes
Germany- With relief
Japan- go to hell
Greece - Your eternal enemy
Austraila- say goodbye to your pet frog Leonard from me
Egypt- Go now
France- Good luck
Other- Say goodbye to your creepy family from me.

And here you probably thought it was real until the second sentence or so... or you thought I was some convict. lawl
**Stolen from

...also stolen from Poch:
Girlish

[x] I love at least one shade of pink.
[x] I don't like being messy.
[x] My belongings are organized. (most of 'em, anyway..)
[ ] I don't like rock music.
[ ] I like wearing accessories all the time.
[x] Bright colors amaze me. (Colorrrrzz<3)
[ ] I hate black.
[ ] I go to the salon once a week.
[ ] I comb my hair almost all the time.
[ ] I bring my phone with me everywhere.
4


Boyish

[ ] I wear baggy pants.
[x] I play video games.
[x] I listen to boy bands like My Chemical Romance...etc
[x] I like wearing jackets with hoods.
[ ] I'm too lazy to do chores.
[x] I don't like shopping. (Video games and anime-related things, yes... clothes, no)
[ ] I like to go bungee jumping.
[ ] I like being sweaty.
[ ] I'm a big fan of marvel heroes.
[x] I barely wear perfume.
5

Nerdy
[x] I always carry a pen in my purse or pocket.
[ ] I enjoy studying.
[x] I wear glasses.
[x] I'm a straight-A student.
[x] I've never skipped any class in my whole life.
[ ] I like my shirt tucked in
[ ] My favorite subject is science.
[x] I enjoy reading books.
[x] My assignments are always passed on time.
[x] I correct people with their grammar.
8 (hosnapxD)


Emo
[x] I love the color black.
[ ] I always sit at the corner.
[ ] One side of my hair is covering one of my eyes.
[ ] I like listening to metal rock music.
[ ] I have a lot of problems in my life.
[x] I'm not much of a loud person.
[ ] I don't talk much.
[ ] I don't have that many friends.
[ ] I barely have fun.
[x] I barely go out with my folks or friends. (I'm a home person d
3


Childish
[x] I am open to my parents. (Heh, not usually..)
[ ] I sleep with a stuff toy.
[x] I watch cartoons.
[x] I don't like watching horror movies.
[ ] I sleep with a night light.
[ ] My parents are the ones who choose my outfit.
[ ] I'm scared of roller coasters.
[x] I like being with my family relatives. (The rest of my family being either more than a hundred to a thousand miles away, YEAH.)
[x] I take bubble baths. (Occasionally xD)
[x] I've ran around the house in my underwear. (...but you didn't need to know that..)
6


Popular
[x] A lot of people adore me. (err...sure.)
[x] I hangout with the coolest crew at school! (Inside joke: HEBLAHEBLAHEBLAHEBLAHEBLAHEBLA)
[ ] My parents are loaded.
[ ] I get everything I want.
[ ] I don't wear the same outfit twice.
[ ] I always have the latest gadgets.
[ ] I'm updated to the latest gossips.
[x] I don't like people blocking my way.
[x] I have a lot of friends.
[ ] A lot of people look to me.
4

4Girlish, 5Boyish, 8nerdyish, 3Emoish, and 6Childish. I'M A CHILDYNERDBOY(?!!)GIRLGENDERCONFUSEDSOMEWHATEMO!!

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